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08 Couples You Ship

Doh! Life got a little busy and I forgot to post. Once again, I'm going the unconventional route, choosing ships I think about but mostly don't write too much about.. mostly.

*sigh* Why Are These Lists Getting SHORTER!?! )
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09 Characters You Love

I tried not to be completely obvious with my answers but this turned out to be harder than I thought, paring down the characters I love to just NINE answers!!

The Obvious and not-so Obvious Nine )
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Shamelessly gakked from [personal profile] ariestess!!

10 TV Shows You Like The Most

I'm gonna play fast and loose with the rules on this one since, if you've been following my LJ knowing what my favorite shows are would be pretty easy! So, in no particular order, here are some shows I love that ya'll might not know I love since I don't talk about them very much!

Here's Me Killing My Street Cred In Ten Easy Steps!! )
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I did the Fic Writing Meme at the end of last year and figured, since I've written a LOT of fic so far this year to do a mid-year summary. For all of 2009, I wrote 32 stories. That's the *same* number of stories I wrote for the first six months of this year!!

The Questions )

List of Fic - 2010 )
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Well, this is my first year doing this and, since I'm lazy, I didn't make a list of all the fic I wrote for 2009. But, I wrote 32 stories this year! Which is, wow, 24 more than I wrote for 2008! Ha, being unemployed was actually good for something!

Under The Cut - Six Questions Regarding What I Thought Was My Best Fic )

Conclusion? - Um.. yay! I wrote more fic in 2009 than 2008!! Which was weird because I believe I was actually *less* fannish in '09 than '08. I was surprised at the lack of Guiding Light fic I wrote because, like many people, Otalia ate a huge portion of my fannish life in '09. I also learned to be more patient with my WiP's and not post before I've finished writing them... judging by the HUGE stack of WiP's on my hard drive. I thought there'd be more Merlin but, with the disappointment that was season 2, it doesn't surprise me that my fannish interests have waned.

As for new fandoms, while Fall Season '09 seemed more a bust than a boom, it did bring me Glee. Which feels like the show I've been waiting for only ALL OF MY LIFE!! There's Legend of the Seeker. Although that's a show I have a hard time writing for mainly due to my unfamiliarity with the source text. And then, of course, there's Bitch Slap: The Movie!, which I will finally get to see on the big screen in like.. HOLY CRAP! A WEEK!!
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Totally and shamelessly stealing this idea from [ profile] seriousfic because, hey, why not? (I mean on the whole suggesting movies that should be remade and not ripping off someone else's idea!) The movies I'm suggesting aren't actually bad movies, per se, but with a bigger budget, some script tightening, they could totally be *better* movies. Plus, most people haven't heard of them anyway, so there wouldn't be that whole 'remake? eww!' stigma. So, as the head CEO of 'No Original Ideas, EVER' Studios, here's my list of movies that should be remade if my imaginary studio existed and I had a stack of money to burn:

Night of the Comet )

Better Than Chocolate )

It's In The Water )

Avenging Disco Vampires )

Bandits )

Honorable Mentions )

Once again, doing anything to keep from working on resumes!
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I'm bored. I've got writer's block. Which can only mean one thing - IT'S DRABBLE MEME TIME!!

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble length fic (i.e., about 100 words) of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this meme in their journal. AU's and crack!fic are both strongly encouraged!
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I was gonna try that 'alphabet meme' thing going around but I'm not sure I have 26 drabbles in me, so I'm going with this one instead.

The first FIVE people to comment in this post get to request a drabble length fic (i.e., about 100 words) of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this meme in their journal.
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Association Meme: Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

[ profile] ralst gave me these five:

1. Zombies!

Hrmm, what to say that I already haven't? I love horror movies. I think my love for all things zombie ties into #5, it's the survivalist aspect of it. That the neighbor who loaned you a cup of sugar yesterday could be trying to gnaw your arm off tomorrow. There's something extra creepy about a monster that is 'us' but with all its humanity stripped away. I also love the ubiquitous nature of them as monsters. Like, with serial killers/monsters there's usually just one of them, with zombies those mother f*ckers are *everywhere*!

2. Dina Meyer

Don't forget to mark your calendars, ya'll. 'Cuz Dina will be on this Thursday's episode of Burn Notice. Sure, she's playing Michael's ex instead of Fiona's but there's no problem fan fiction can't fix!! *sigh* If only there were the possibility that she'd be onscreen with Tricia Helfer!

Ahem, anyway, what's with my obsession fascination with Dina Meyer? I'm shallow and totally think she's hot. She's doesn't belong to the 'point and pose' school of action heroines. I like that, when playing the role of asskicker, Meyer *looks* like someone who can kick some ass. She's smart, funny, athletic, has no problem playing gay! She's Yancy Butler without the personal demons. Jill Wagner without the extensive resume!

3. Football (soccer)

So? Who wants to go with me to South Africa in 2010? Heh. One of the things I like about soccer is it's a sport that hasn't been marred by tv. There are no time-outs (tv or otherwise), where the action comes to a grinding halt so broadcasters can shove in some more commercials. Something that, imo, has ruined American football. 3 hours for a game that (in total minutes) runs an hour? And, dear God, don't get me started on Baseball!

4. Femslash Inquirer/Sappho

One day, I'd like to do a complete mock issue as opposed to just covers. Which is strange to say since, at the moment, I totally have the time to do such a thing. I try to do 'serious' graphics and they always feel.. lacking. So, I stick to the more humorous/tongue-in-cheek side of things.

5. Post Apocalypse femslash

Ha! We both know this was less of a question and more of a prod :P Part of the appeal is it strips the characters of their creature comforts, examines us at our best and our worst. As far as fic, I love [ profile] apocalyptothon but, like all pan-fandom/pairings ficathon, finding femslash is like looking for the proverbial needle in a haystack (the use of tags would help, great googly-moogly, could that comm use some tags).

I also like, in some ways and forms, how the genre 'evens the playing field' so to speak. To use BBC's Survivors as an example - how the housewife/mom can become a leader, a killer into a hero, a politician into a cultist. How people shape their new world and what baggage they choose to take with them.

I think the closet thing I've written recently (or posted publicly) would be my 'Tainted' fic. Which was more about the role-reversal of vampire/human, but it takes in a post-apocalypse type setting.
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Shamelessly taken from [ profile] badtyler because it was too much fun to pass up. Amazingly, not a single Star Wars quote in my list!

How good are YOU at movie quotes? Extra points if you can name not only the film, but the character and the actor as well!

1. "Daddy would have gotten us Uzi's." - Samantha (Kelli Maroney), Night of the Comet; [ profile] leavethesky

2. "Yes! I know I'm a fraud, but its not like normal women could have this ass!" - Brooke Wyndham (Ali Larter), Legally Blonde; [ profile] sing1118

3. "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? 'Dipshit Knight' has a nice ring to it." - Chris Knight (Val Kilmer), Real Genius; [ profile] commasplice103

4. "Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that." - Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), Big Trouble In Little China; [ profile] sravenk

5. "Sometimes I don't know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins." - Joe Gideon (Roy Scheider), All That Jazz; [ profile] stephiny

6. "Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." - Laurence "Chunk" Cohen (Jeff Cohen), Goonies; [ profile] steppenwolf_20

7. "As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in pie. And there's an 'I' in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about." - Shaun (Simon Pegg), Shaun of the Dead; [ profile] sing1118

8. "Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?"

9. "If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it."

10. "The lily means... the lily means 'I dare you to love me'." - Luce (Lena Headey), Imagine Me & You; [ profile] ariestess

11. The No-Brainer Bonus Quote - "Hardware aisle twelve, shop smart, shop S-Mart". - Ash (Bruce Campbell), Army of Darkness; [ profile] ariestess
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Yay! Another meme. I stole this one from [ profile] svarenk even though some of my answers were saved from the last time this meme popped up its head and I never got around to posting my answers.

24 Questions About Movies )
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Because all the cool kids are doing it and I'm nothing if not a follower! Name your top six TV shows right now, before reading the questions. This list is based more on the order I watch them than favorites although, technically, #1 and #2 are my 1 and 2 favorite shows on the air.

1. Sarah Connor
2. Chuck
3. Fringe
4. Smallville
5. True Blood
6. Survivors

Answers Under The Cut )
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Because the weekend's coming up, I have to work and I know I'm going to be bored out of my skull looking for something to do, I thought I'd try something new. Plus, I need some inspiration for my Epic Proportions fic, which I still haven't started, 'cuz the last thing I want is an angry [ profile] ralst showing up on my doorstep!!

Is there a story you've wanted to read but never had the time, didn't know the author or were unfamiliar with the fandom? Well, here's your chance. Give me a fic and *I'll* read it and review it on my LJ - any fandom, any story (and no you can't suggest your own fic 'cuz that would be cheating). First five responders/fics get read and the reviews will be posted on Monday. And, yes, I'll actually *do* this, unlike the bajillion other things I keep bringing up and forgetting to post about.
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*sigh* This is what happens when I stay up *way* past my bedtime! Stolen from [ profile] badtyler: Write a novel in three lines, or two.

Attempt #1:
Jessica's vagina had teeth, well, not really. But, she was a vampire. A vampire with really sharp teeth, who really loved vagina's, especially Erica's - the vampire slayer.

Attempt #2:
Lady Malina of Kuroth didn't intend to impersonate a Knight, whose demise came not at the hands of an evil foe or fearsome dragon but from a large intenstinal blockage caused by too much drink and fatty foods. But whoever slayed the Dragon won the hand of the fairest Princess in all the lands. And getting drunk after a hard days fighting, bedding bar wenches and seducing maidens sounded more appealing than marrying a lecherous Duke who was old enough to be her father and smelled of moldy cheese.

Attempt #3:
They called them 'the Ladies of Las Lorenas'. They were outlaws and Cindy wanted nothing more than to be one of the gang. She just never considered how a woman would be initiated into a female gang of outlaws, all she knew was it involved sex - lots and lots of sex.
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Gakked from stark. Fandom Meme: If my TV habits were my dating life:

1.) The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it:
The X-Files. It was my first fandom. It was fresh and new and exciting. It started out beautifully, then went to complete and utter shit. And I kept going back for more hoping to rekindle the fire only to have a giant bucket of grimy, sewer water dumped on my head. The breakup was soo bad, it's been five years since the show ended and I have yet to watch a single episode since. And I own five seasons on DVD.

2.) The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets:
Xena. It's the one I cheated on the X-Files with and quickly stole my heart. There was a rocky patch near the end but like the saying goes - absence makes the heart grow fonder, we've rekindled the love and now I miss that show, and the fandom, like crazy.

3.) The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized she really was fucking crazy:
*sigh* Gotta go with the majority on this one - SVU. *forced whisper* I thought you were 'the one'!! Second would be Stargate SG-1.

4.) The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved she doesn't actually live in town:
Lost. Besides, Lost is kind of a slut and all those other girlfriends are batshit insane.

5.) The steady:
Power Rangers. Shut up, I like this show! And after fifteen years, I'm not breaking up with it.. again. Sure there was the godawful 'all about Tommy' phase, or 'In Space' and it's best just not to mention 'Wild Force' at any and all times. But, like a fine wine, it's gotten better with age. Or, at least it changes enough to retain some sorta newness.

6.) The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
Bones. One of the great things about Bones is it's like the fallback relationship, you know it's always going to be there leaving you free to flirt with other shows. Bones will never 'take my breath away' but it'll never rip my heart out of my chest either.

7.) The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't:
Stargate Atlantis. The one I keep flirting with even though I know it's just not good enough for me but keep hanging around hoping it'll get a clue and get better.

8.) The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool chick except it's never really gone anywhere:

9.) The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?":
Supernatural. Cool babes, yes, but like Lost a whole helluva lotta batshit insane ones.

10.) The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly:
Big Love. I just.. can't. I don't know what it is but no matter how good I hear it is, I know it's not the show for me.
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First order of business - in case you haven't heard/read I'M FAMOUS!! That's right, the folks over at recently 'discovered' [ profile] ralst's P&P site and mentions my Femslash Today tabloids. I kinda wish she hadn't used the CSI ish, it's my least favorite of the bunch and the one I mean to go back and redo. Anyhoo, now that my name's been dropped in AfterEllen, I expect Kristanna Loken to call me anytime now with offers of sexual favors in return my for 'many skills'.

Sadly, this newly found fame has already gone to my head. Didn't have enough money to buy either the giant bag of coke or the gaggle of lesbian hookers to cater to my every drunken whim, so I snorted the bottle of Nyquil in my cabinet and, like the spoiled, maniacal rockstar I've now become, trashed my apartment.

*Ahem* Anyhoo, tomorrow's my birthday which means two words - Road Trip! I'd been planning to drive to South Dakota to see Mt. Rushmore but nixed it because I knew I wouldn't have enough time. So, I'm doing some Washington site seeing. Today, it's the baby tigers at the Cougar Mountain Zoo. Tomorrow, it's either down to Maryshill to see the Stonehenge replica, or the San Juans for whale watching. Which brings me to this meme -

Ask me to take pictures of any aspect of my life that you're interested in/curious about -- it can be anything from my favorite shirt to my cell phone to my car. Leave your requests as a comment to this entry, I'll snap the pictures and post them back here.

So, ask me to take a picture. There's nothing too big or too small, too near or too far. I have four days off and I'm gonna use'em!!
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By way of [ profile] tikistitch. I don't normally like doing lists like these because they always make me feel.. inadequate. But, I'm at work, and bored as Hell so here are *movie guy voice* The Most Significant SF & Fantasy Books of the Last 50 Years, 1953-2002 per the SciFi Book Club(who?). Put the ones you've read in bold.

The Most Significant SF & Fantasy Books of the Last 50 Years, 1953-2002 )
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Why do i feel like I've done this meme before? Either way, it's been making the rounds again on LJ so I figured why not give it another shot!

List six of your favorite TV shows and answer the following questions:

1.) Xena
2.) Grey's Anatomy
3.) Dexter
4.) Battlestar Galactica
5.) The Prisoner
6.) Heroes

The Questions )
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I totally got this from [ profile] elfcat255!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging across the tundra, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Trancer21! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

Hee, it's like this test saw through my soul! Dungeons & Dragons? Right on!
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Tagged by [ profile] ariestess. Who should be ashamed of herself for distracting me from writing porn! *vbeg*

If you could choose two people to have sex with--one from the same gender as yourself and one from the opposite gender--who would you choose? Answer, then tag six people. No back-tagging.

Because I'm all about creating the suspense, plus it's another opportunity for me to post picspam - answers under the cut!

Male I'd totally do it with )

Female at the top of my Shag List )

This is the part where I'm supposed to tag people but I always feel bad about tagging 'cuz I'm afraid of someone feeling left out. So, if you wanna do your own list - consider yourself tagged!! Although, [ profile] lostingeekdom, you're totally tagged!


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