Go On - KILL ME!! Fic Challenge

[trancer21]

Yeah, I know, I owe a whole lotta people a whole buncha fic. But, I found this meme that's floating about the net and figured I've give it a shot. I'm bored. I'm at work. I'm dying here people!.

Anyway, it's supposed to be 30 aspects about one character, but I'm not sure I wanna write about just *one* character. So, claim an aspect, pick a character from a show you know I can write (or you know, not, 'cuz I'm really itching to write some Farscape fic), add a prompt and/or pairing and I'll write you a drabble in the comments.

The List

1. Naughty Girl		2. Happy Girl
3. Sly Girl		4. Angsty Girl
5. On-Vacation Girl		6. Horny Girl	"Want" (Bad Girls) for ralst
7.Changing In The ___ Girl	Claimed	8. Excited Girl
9. Book Reading Girl	"The Little Things" (SVU) for bookgrrrl	10. Dancing Girl	"The Incentive" (Grey's) for lostingeekdom
11. Jealous Girl		12. Turned On Girl
13. Caring Girl		14. On Her Knees Girl	"Anticipation" (BoP) for ariestess
15. Obedient Girl		16. Dominant Girl
17. Losing Her Virginity Girl		18. Naive Girl
19. Eating Her Lunch and Drinking From a Soda Bottle Girl		20. Greedy Girl	Claimed
21. Daring Girl		22. Exploring Girl
23. Swimming In The Buff Girl	"Moment of Trust" (BoP) for amandeo	24. Bath-Time Girl	"Humpty Dumpty" (CSI) for ralst
25. Disheveled Girl	Claimed	26. Exhausted Girl
27.Well-Shagged Girl		28. Kick Ass Girl	"Aperitif" (BoP) for ralst
29. Injured Girl	"A Little TLC" (BSG) for mantaraggio	30. Protective Girl	"The Price" (BSG) for mantaraggio

Comments

[ralst.livejournal.com]

Whoops, someone beat me to number 9, so I guess I have to choose again?

28. Kick-Ass Girl - Helena Kyle: Barbara/Helena, Birds of Prey

#28 Kick-Ass Helena

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

**

“Would you quit showing off.”

Helena could hear the impatience in Barbara’s voice. “I’m not showing off.”

She was surrounded by twelve, eleven, ten, okay, nine large brutish thugs. They’d seen their compatriots go down in a heap of broken limbs. Changed their tactics, surrounding her, grabbing anything near for a weapon - pipes, boards, chains, and a hubcap. Thugs these days were none too bright, she’d noted. She sneered cockily.

The closet one swung a pipe at her head. She ducked, sending a hard foot to his stomach. As he fell back, another came at her with a thick wooden board. She kicked him in the knee, felt it snap under her boot. Used the momentum and stepped onto his shoulder, used him as a springboard, leapt over the crowd and onto a landing.

“Okay, now that,” she beamed, “was showing off.”

The thugs clambered up the stairs, chasing after her. She stood at the top of the landing, arms folded across her chest, waiting for them patiently. A foot from the last step, Helena held out her hand.

“Wait,” she lifted the back of her jacket. “Do these pants make my ass look big?”

She quickly turned around, face to face with a thug staring wide-eyed, surprised and way too turned on for her tastes. “Hey! I wasn’t talking to you.”

With that, she sucker punched him across the send. He bounced backwards, atop the rest of the thugs still on the stairs. They tumbled in a giant heap of limbs, legs, makeshift weapons and girlish screams.

“Helena,” Barbara groaned.

**

“What am I going to do with you?” Barbara gazed sideways at the brunette striding playfully through the Clock Tower doors.

She hopped onto the desktop, wiggling her eyebrows mischievously. “Get me naked and take advantage of me and my nubile young flesh.”

“Hel..”

“Shhh,” Helena cut her off with a well-placed finger against Barbara’s lips. “Don’t speak. It’ll only ruin the moment.”

“What moment?” Barbara grumbled as she removed Helena’s finger from her lips.

“I only feel two things after a night of kicking ass - horny or hungry. And there’s, like, this moment where my body decides which one it is,” she paused, eyes fluttered closed as she inhaled deeply. Within seconds her eyes snapped open. “Survey says - horny as Hell.” She turned her gaze, eyes glassy and unfocused, towards Barbara. “Can we have sex, like, right now? Wait, don‘t answer that.”

Helena hopped off the desk, making a beeline towards the stairs, hurriedly removing her clothes as she did. “Know this, I’m going upstairs to have sex. But, don’t wait too long because I’ll definitely get started without you.”

Barbara gaped at the space previously occupied by Helena. There was a retort on her lips but she couldn’t quite get her mouth to work because she still had the visual of a stripping Helena seared across her retinas.

Whatever work that needed to get done would have to wait until tomorrow. There were very few things in Barbara’s life that took precedence over fighting crime and being Oracle. Sex with Helena was definitely at the top of the list.

And Helena, she didn’t start without her. Barbara wouldn’t give her the chance.

END

Re: #28 Kick-Ass Helena

[ralst.livejournal.com]

And a kick-ass fic!

I think, after this one, your first born is safe.

Re: #28 Kick-Ass Helena

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but what about the second and third born. Sheesh, I sure do owe you alotta babies. Glad you liked it. It's just my way of proving to myself that, yes, I *can* write a fic for ralst in under five days!

Re: #28 Kick-Ass Helena

[ralst.livejournal.com]

Well, if you really want to prove it to yourself, you could always try for a second fic *g*

Re: #28 Kick-Ass Helena

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

There's 22 subjects still unclaimed, so if something tickles your fancy you're more than willing to go for it.

Re: #28 Kick-Ass Helena

[ralst.livejournal.com]

You may regret saying that when my name mysteriously appears 22 times *g*

Re: #28 Kick-Ass Helena

[warpedscientist.livejournal.com]

“I only feel two things after a night of kicking ass - horny or hungry. And there’s, like, this moment where my body decides which one it is,” she paused, eyes fluttered closed as she inhaled deeply. Within seconds her eyes snapped open. “Survey says - horny as Hell.”

loved this bit, Helena with just a slight hint of Faith thrown in, yay.

Good to see Barbara has her priorities straight

WS