Fan Art: IDoF '09 - Mars Needs Lesbians!

[trancer21]

Ooh, look at me two posts in *one* day. I'm on a roll. Anyway, here's a little something I made for 'Int'l Day of Femslash '09'. Because what the world needs is a movie where Katherine Heigl plays a lesbian Martian named Voluptua, with a diabolical plan to steal Earth's lesbians for the sole purpose of powering her 'orgasmatron ray of death'. Lena Headey plays a Secret Service Agent named Sixty-Nine, and Freema Agyeman plays the only scientist (and quite possibly the last lesbian on earth) who can stop Voluptua's evil plan.



Mars Needs Lesbians



Um, yeah, so that's what goes on in the mind of trancer when she's looking for ways to procrastinate updating her resume!

x-posted to passion_perfect

Comments

[sravenk.livejournal.com]

I love your brain, Trancer. I only wish someone would write the story! And produce it. And make it into the best movie EVER.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Hee, if it makes you feel better my goal while I'm at home for the Holidays is to write this script. Now, getting the money to make it into an actual movie? Let alone getting the three actresses above to star? Maybe I could go all Kim Il-Jong and kidnap them (just kidding people who monitor internet activity!)!

[ariestess]

Wow! I'd say you have way too much time on your hands, but that'd just be me being jealous...

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Heh, well, saying I have too much time on my hands is just stating the obvious!

[ariestess]

Point! So we may be moving back to your side of the Sound in the next year. We shall have to get together for a movie night or something once we do...

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Sapph-o Vision! Love it.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Hee, and then the movie can play on a double-bill with the big-screen adaptation of Nautipuss!!

[mantaraggio.livejournal.com]

Freema looks a little chipper for the last lesbian on earth, no?

This is so AWESOME! Ohhhhh... we could collect our pennies and paint pie plates silver to make UFOs and we could actually make it! But only if you write it, it's all up to you.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Freema looks a little chipper for the last lesbian on earth, no?

Well, she is playing a character that has to have sex with both Katherine Heigl *and* Lena Headey. I'd be chipper too!

Ohhhhh... we could collect our pennies and paint pie plates silver to make UFOs and we could actually make it!

Heh, and ray-guns made from toilet paper rolls and tinfoil! I just have to figure out how to work in a giant robot in there somewhere.

[badtyler.livejournal.com]

Ahhh... it's good to see you back to your true calling!

*applause*
:)

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Hee, my true calling! It sure beats, well, something that's not as good as creating posters for imaginary movies!

[badtyler.livejournal.com]

No kidding.
I could write an entire list of things that are Not Good.

:)

[lenageek.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine just forwarded this to me - LMAO! Ahh, what a lovely sight for these lezzie eyes! I'd join Lena Headey aka 'Agent Sixty Nine' on the investigation trail any day! Or she can just slap those Secret Service handcuffs on me!

So, when's the film coming out? :D

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

How about she slaps the handcuffs on you *while* you're joining her on the investigative trail? It's like the best of both worlds!

So, when's the film coming out? :D

Well, in the imaginary world of trancerville - July 18th. That's if we meet the deadline. We keep having to reshoot the sex scenes because the actresses keep flubbing their lines. So we reshoot, over and over and over again. *sigh* It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it!

[insanedeity.livejournal.com]

Trancer, you are hilarious. The Femslash Enquirer, this. Hell, you helped get P&P written up at After Ellen! While you should probably get on updating your resume in this job market, I hope you find something where you can be creative like this.

[insanedeity.livejournal.com]

I would also like to say how much I adore your banner. I never thought MST 3K could be so... gay...

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Lol, I wish I could find a job where I could put my Photoshop skills to use. I just don't think the stuff I've come up with would be appropriate for a resume!

[joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com]

Sapph-o-Vision :D
This is great! I think I'm going to print that out, actually ;)

[ralst.livejournal.com]

This needs to be on the big screen! I say we turn IDoF into a mass fund raising event and either bribe or blackmail the actresses into participating.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Yes! And then after we're arrested for blackmail, we can turn Bad Girls into a stage play so we have something to do while in prison!

But, semi-seriously, we could always use IndieGoGo (http://www.indiegogo.com/) for fund raising. It's what I plan to use, you know, whenever I actually finish a damn script!

[ralst.livejournal.com]

When you do finish your script - soon I hope - I'll eagerly volunteer to help with the fund raising (that site looks very interesting)

Bad Girls The Musical is coming out on DVD (not date yet) so I suggest we learn the songs for when our version goes live.

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha! this is awesome! i'd definitely go watch the movie at least ten times if you could bribe/blackmail/brainwash/browbeat Lena Headey and Katherine Heigl to star.

[nenya_kanadka]

Oh my God, this is made of 52 kinds of win. :D