Oh Jill Wagner, How I've Missed You

[trancer21]

*sigh* You know what washes the bad taste of the USWNT acting like a bunch of Mean Girls, Painkiller Jane sucking like a black hole, Bionic Woman being a giant disappointment?



It's not the tight muscle shirt, or even tighter jeans, the badass leather bracelet or even that gargantuan belt buckle. Nope, it's the combination of 'all of the above'. I never thought there'd come a day when I was looking forward to an episode of Stargate: Atlantis but if it gives me 'the arm's sprinkled with God dust (tm fembuck), then so be it.

Besides, I'm getting tired of watching commercial breaks for the sole purpose of seeing Wagner in those damn Chrysler ad!

Now, if someone could just find where Jessica Gower's been hiding, I'd be happy.

Well, that and if someone could explain to me why only the *first* episode of Blade has been released on DVD!!

Comments

[ralst.livejournal.com]

Wow, she's looking goooooood.

Is she going to be a regular on Atlantis? Because, despite the disappointment of certain aspects of the last episode, I'd make sure to keep watching.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I don't think she's becoming a regular, they've just added two new cast members. Yeah, yeah, I know they bumped off two other cast members but they added Sam, and I assume Amanda Tapping ain't cheap. Anyhoo, all I know is Wagner's listed as being in two episodes - episode 5 and 11.

[ralst.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll be watching until at least episode 5 then - if they add JG too, I'd be willing to become a fan.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

..despite the disappointment of certain aspects of the last episode...

Heh, that's pretty much the theme for *all* episodes of Atlantis! Disappointment!

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

I think that belt buckle could serve a secondary function...

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

As long as it points to 'Jessica Gower's Palace of Sapphic Delights'!

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

Otherwise known as "any room Jessica Gower is in at the moment."

[thelana.livejournal.com]

I NEED this woman back on my tv screen :(

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I *know*!! I haven't decided whether it's because her agent sucks or those Chrysler spots pay a ton. According to imdb.com, she's in a movie set for release next year.. but that's just not good enough, dammit!!

*sigh* If only she'd landed the Jamie Sommers role!

[grimunholy24.livejournal.com]

*sigh* If only she'd landed the Jamie Sommers role!

I guess we'd all be ded from the gay hotness. It's too bad though, the show would've been ten times as awesome (or maybe more).

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Heh, I still think the show would suck like a Hoover but with Wagner as Sommers I *really* wouldn't care.

It's not that I think Ryan is horrible/bad. Imo, Ryan is to Bionic Woman what Ellen Pompeo is to Grey's Anatomy. A character by committee created to be as likeably inoffensive as humanly possible making her completely and totally bland!

best analogy, ever!

[badtyler.livejournal.com]

Yes, there's a reason her nickname is 'Meh'!

Oh, Jill... how I've missed you.
Between Jill & Chrysler and Kate in her Cadillac, it's a sad state of affairs when I have only car commercials to look forward to.

I have that same tank top.
I just don't fill it out as well, not by a long shot!

*g*

[mantaraggio.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I can't get past the fact that the belt and the cuff don't match.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's because she's no slave to fashion and is like all down with the patriarch!

That or those were the only ones left!

[noir-moll.livejournal.com]

Yowza! If anyone told me that I'd dearly miss a canceled vampire series that was on Spike, I'd have said they were crazy. But there it is.

Besides, I'm getting tired of watching commercial breaks for the sole purpose of seeing Wagner in those damn Chrysler ad!

*cough*Mercury ads*cough* Not that I give them my undivided attention every time they come on or anything.