The Shag List

[trancer21]

So, lostingeekdom tagged me.

List ten fictional figures you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag 5 people to do the same.

1. The entire female cast of Xena - If 'geek can do that with BSG, I can do it with Xena. At first, it was just going to be Xena. Then, I thought, yeah, I'd shag Gabrielle, and Callisto, and Velasca, and Alti, and Cyane, and Aphrodite, and Varia, and...well, you get the picture. Hot women kicking ass in tight revealing clothing usually made of leather? Oh yeah!!
2. Sarah Connor - Sure, in Terminator 1 she was basically the damsel in distress with a bad crimp job (is there such a thing as a good crimp job?). But, in Terminator 2 with the arms of hotness? Guh!
3. Nikita - Before Alias's Sydney and her dimples of hotness, there was La Femme Nikita. And as hard as they tried to sell the Nikita/Michael ship...so, so very gay.
4. Miss Parker - from The Pretender. Never has anyone looked soo intimidatingly hot in high heels.
5. Sara Pezzini - Those eyes, that hair, the *voice*. And, like Nikita, no amount of Het!Yay! could make her any less teh gay!
6. Addison Montgomery Sheppard - No explanation needed.
7. Dana Scully - Why oh why did the 'smart is sexy' mantra have to die when the X-Files did?
8. Barbara Gordon - Another smokin' hot, smart redhead. Interchangeable with Dizzy Fores from Starship Troopers!
9. Faith - the ultimate badgirl with just a hint of woobieishness (is that even a word?). Makes everything gay just by being in close proximity to it.
10. Princess Leia - my first fangirl crush. And don't *even* get me started on the gold bikini in Return of the Jedi!!

This is the part where I'm supposed to tag five people and pass the torch on. But, I'm horrible at tagging because I'm always afraid of leaving someone out. So, if you haven't been tagged...you're IT!!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Hi, I'm a random chick passing through a friends list when this caught my eye.
Can we make it a threesome, cause I'd totally do every single one on your list.
Every one.

Huh, I guess I could have just made a comment about you having good taste. That probably would have been less weird.

[sravenk.livejournal.com]

Princess Leia! How could I have missed her? And I came about *this* close to adding Sarah Connor to mine, as well, but then Lauren Bacall in all of her dame-ish glory edged her out.

Good list!

[noir-moll.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, Miss Parker. I spent the better part of my senior year of high school daydreaming about that bad-ass woman with her chain smoking and her gun toting and her angsty mommy and daddy issues.

[mantaraggio.livejournal.com]

Ah, "smart is sexy" didn't die, the hot and brilliant red head torch was totally passed on to Addison. I wish they would show as much Genius!Surgeon Addison as they do for Burke and McAsshole.

[flying-peanuts.livejournal.com]

I coulnd't agree with you more; they spend all this time saying she's the best at what she does and never show it! Drives me nuts.

[flying-peanuts.livejournal.com]

Smart is the only thing that is always, unequivocally, sexy. Sexy, sexy, sexy.

And Nikita? Soooo gay.

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

*g* Icon love. And agree with the 'More Addison surgery' demand.

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

Do I have to put Nikita on my Netflix queue?

Agree on Ms. Parker. Man, she was smoking hot.

Don't forget Kathryn Morris playing Najara in Xena. Talk about triangle.

[badtyler.livejournal.com]

Addison Mongomery-Shepard: Teh Hott!
I think she's been on every list (including mine) that I've seen so far...

[dathon.livejournal.com]

Sarah Connor - arms of hotness

Stabbed, disheveled, limping and still kicking ass with the one handed shotgun pump? *thud*

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Princess Leia is one of my 'well *that* explains it' crushes. Like, at the time, I totally wanted to be Luke, not because he was the hero but because I was certain he and Leia would run off and get married. And I wanted to be the person who was going to marry Leia. Well, that is until they made them brother and sister!