Just In Time For Christmas - Butch In A Box, The Holiday Edition!!

[trancer21]

It's ya'll's fault. You shouldn't enable me like this. It keeps me from writing. Yep, that's right, it's *your* fault. Not mine!! Anyhoo, back by popular demand (and just in time for Christmas), Butch in a Box presents:

For the discerning Law & Order fan, BiaB presents the limited edition "Cabot In A Box":



For fans of Butches in Space, BiaB presents "Carter In A Box":



For those who like their Space Butches with a little more thrust, BiaB presents "Starbuck in a Box":



ETA: You know, it just occurred to me that I should probably credit all the resources I used to make these damn things. I know the Cabot caps came from aleatory_6, the Starbuck caps came from galactica.emedian.net, but I'll be damned if I can remember where I got the Carter caps from!


And to whomever stole the test version of the Sidle in a Box, we've called the FBI. And they're on to you!!

Comments

[sravenk.livejournal.com]

Canada is outside of FBI purview, mwahaHA HA HA. *ahem* Not that I would know anything about that.

These are fantastic, again! I'll take a Cabot and a Butchy McFab to go, please!

[mantaraggio.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, you rule!

I'll take a Starbuck. No, make that three Starbucks. I'm feeling... needy.

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

BAAAAAAAABBBBE! You know that you'd become a millionaire in an instant with these BiaB toys of yours? Yeah, I'm lusting after your money making prospects, not you or your mad photoshop or ficwriting skillz. BTW, I moonlight as a bounty hunter and I've got inside info on where to stalk our Sidle thief. I'll get that box back for ya if you express deliver the McSmartypants and McHotshot models. I got extra large stockings this season. *g*

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, you Canadians think you're soo smart, with your loonies and twoonies, and Law Enforcement Agents called Mounties! *We* have a President who not only talks to God but thinks obeying the law is for pussies! So, that Sara model should be back here anyday now! Or, erm, you know, we could just hold all the other models hostage until Sidle's returned safe, sound, albeit, extremely sexually satisfied.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

You do know that due to the confusion over the Six in a Box model (someone confused their Sci-Fi and filled the boxes with Seven of Nine), for every *two* Starbucks you get a Butchy McFabulous for FREE!!

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

We here at Butch in a Box appreciate all your efforts to return the Sidle test model. And, for your diligence in helping us defeat those dirty, dirty, but oh so sexy Canadians, not only will you get McHotshot and McSmartypants delivered by Christmas, but a copy of our super-secret new beta - Lara Croft in a Box!!

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

La Jolie. *Le sigh*

My very own super special Butch in a Box model. Squeeeeeeeee!

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I'll make sure to shakedown our Canadian perp throughly, and make sure that I take handcuffs and all other ..uh ..relevant equipment.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

We here at Butch in a Box request pictures, lots 'n lots of pictures, and maybe video, preferably in high-def wide screen. We've heard of your particular *techniques* and wish to review them - over, and over, and over....

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

*Adding the super spy cams to the gear*

We'd need an extra couple orders of the Butchie McFabulos model for live telecasts of the perp shakedown. Make sure to mark it down on your TiVo.

[flying-peanuts.livejournal.com]

Oh my God: how much ass do you kick?!?!? You rule.

[amandeo.livejournal.com]

I'll take 4 Hottie McJustice, and throw in as many Butchie McFab as you can. I will BUY. THEM. ALL.

I need to violate my civil rights. You have no idea how much :D

[mantaraggio.livejournal.com]

Cool!

and can I just say that I *love* your icons! Snoopy!

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I'd love to take credit for the Peanuts Icons, but I had no part in their creation. I totally snagged them from peace_icons. There's a buttload of animated Peanuts icons over there.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Whoops, that would be community peace_icons, not lj user! I'd link it but the damn comm tags aren't working.

[sravenk.livejournal.com]

Ha! You will have to do better than shady deals with questionable bounty hunters. You want your Sidle back you'll have to come and join the orgy make the arrest yourself. In fact it will take the both of you to wrestle me down, pin my arms above my head, and...wait, what were we talking about?

Oh, yes. The Sidle's mine.

[ralst.livejournal.com]

I'll take the six-pack of each please, you mad genius you.

And when you track down the Sidles can I have a dozen of those, thank you.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

No, we here at Butch in a Box think that it's you who rules. Without savvy, sophisticated consumers such as yourself, Butch in a Box would still be a one-woman operation, run in a tiny office space, doing nothing but diligently testing the beta models, in every position, on every surface, over and over and over again...urm, where was I? Oh yes, without you, BiaB wouldn't be the multi-million dollar corporation it is today!!

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Oh, we all can use a little civil rights violating every now and then. And who better than Alex Cabot!!

[sing1118.livejournal.com]

omgStarbuck ::thud::

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't you worry, the Sidles should be coming, um, back anyday now.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Ha, you think you can win just because you're on the other side of the border? Our bounty hunter, however questionable her ethics maybe, isn't coming going alone. She'll be supported by multiple units of McSmartypants, McHotshot and McFabulous. And we all know what happened the *last* time McJustice used her personal style of Legal-Fu on your side of the border.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

*note to self* Put sing down for one Starbuck Holiday six-pack...and smelling salts.

[noir-moll.livejournal.com]

The '70s porn font for Hottie McJustice cracks my shit up. Packed with legal erotica indeed! Please tell me she says, "I am not out of line, and I don't work for you!"

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be Cabot if the best of Cabot's legal erotica wasn't included!

Heh, and would you believe the 70's porn font is the same one used for the "Banana Splits"!

[aleatory-6.livejournal.com]

God?

[(Anonymous)]

The snark? That could have fit in nicely for teh hottie McJustice.

[slamaina.livejournal.com]

These are just awesome.

Slam

[scarimor.livejournal.com]

Wahaay! That just got my Blue Moon Award vote :)